HP Band Sucks
Top Ten reasons why band sucks...
10. Freshman girls
9. Playing an hour a day, and still sounding like crap
8. Mr. Haskew trying to be cool
7. Robert hitting on you
6. The entire wood-winds section
5. 7am rehersals
4. the Washington D.C. trip
3. Johnny Francis
2. Pep Ralleys
1. We "march to our own beat"
Mr. Wis
What would the HP Band webpage be without mention of Bud Wis.

Here are some little known facts about Mr. Wis...

1. People think he weighs over 300lbs, when in fact he wieghs in access of 500lbs.
2. first intrument: oboe
3. His secretary, Mr. Obronovich, carries a hand gun in her purse
4. Missed the world record for shortest name in the world by 2 charcters
5. enjoys eating the new Pizza Hut meatza trio and long walks on the beach
6. favorite cartoon charcter: Mavin the Martian
7. has fallen of the podium 547 times in his 19 year career
8. Favorite saying "Keep those Doggies Rollin' ya'll"
Other HP Band information...
to all you 9th graders out there...DROP OUT NOW!!!
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